[...yeah, you're...correct with your assumption there, Twilight. Good puzzling skills!]

Well, if that's the case, I'd almost rather not say it. It's all rather horrid, really, and I've honestly got no idea why this happened-

[-that's a lie, but Twilight doesn't need to know that info, it isn't relevant-]

-but I'm in Team Rocket, at the Goldenrod Base. I've received two starter Pokemon, and I start my training as a Grunt tomorrow.

...I don't really know what to do with myself, honestly. That's why I'm so glad you got in contact with me.